Six people bravely, valiantly mocking the snow

A vile blizzard that dumped more than two feet of snow on America over the weekend continues to hamper the daily lives of millions in this great country.

And while the snowstorm— its name, Jonas — sought to bring us misery, to leave us huddled indoors, cowering in sad sweatpants, it is now over.

Jonas is no more. And we shall frolic in its remains.

1. We shall build heroes out of snow.

2. We shall make post office carriers fear to leave us junk mail.

3. We shall reshape gloomy into groovy?

4. We shall carve cartoon eyes on cars since rendered still.

5. We shall impale the snowmen with our beers.

6. We shall impress our girlfriends' dads, lest they bodyslam us.

Yea, though snow remains, still shall we prosper. We are cold, yes, but we are not alone!

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