Ranking every MLB mascot

2. Mr. Met (New York Mets) – Is any mascot a bigger part of American culture?

3. Wally the Green Monster (Boston Red Sox) – Literally a green monster. Brilliant.

4. Swinging Friar (San Diego Padres) – Pudgy, balding, joyous.

5. The Oriole Bird (Baltimore Orioles) – When you've on the team's hats, you know you've made it.

6. Lou Seal (San Francisco Giants) – Quiet, unlike the sea lions at Pier 39.

7. Mr. Redlegs (Cincinnati Reds) – Historians will always debate whether or not he was the original baseball head.

8. Dinger (Colorado Rockies) – Apparently they found fossils during the construction of Coors Field.

9. Pirates Parrot (Pittsburgh Pirates) – Always doing good antics.

10. Stomper (Oakland Athletics) – The Athletics "elephant" theme dates back to 1902.

11. Mariners Moose (Seattle Mariners) – You can't see a moose and not smile.

12. Sluggerrr (Kansas City Royals) – Was once sued for shooting a hot dog into a fan's eye.

13. Bernie Brewer (Milwaukee Brewers) – He likes beer.

14. Raymond (Tampa Bay Rays) – Our first generic furry creature.

15. Billy the Marlin (Miami Marlins) – Has somehow survived all the organization's fire sales.

16. Fredbird (St. Louis Cardinals) – The cartoonish googly eyes make this mascot.

17. Orbit (Houston Astros) – Returned in 2013 after being replaced by "Junction Jack" from 2000-2012.

18. Rangers Captain (Texas Rangers) – Horse costumes are funny.

19. Paws (Detroit Tigers) – He's a bit too scary looking for a mascot.

20. Ace (Toronto Blue Jays) – Not enough Canadian flair on this one.

21. Screech (Washington Nationals) – He's a bald eagle so it's technically patriotic.

22. Clark (Chicago Cubs) – Clark's introduction has coincided with the Cubs' renaissance, but he still has much to prove.

23. Southpaw (Chicago White Sox) – Wants to be the Green Monster, but is not.

24. Baxter the Bobcat (Arizona Diamondbacks) – It's hard to make a snake costume, but this is just weird.

25. Slider (Cleveland Indians) – Generic creature that doesn't even feature team colors.

26. T.C. Bear (Minnesota Twins) – This mascot is the stuff of nightmares.